"If it's broke, don't fix it." ~ Modern 'females.'
No, you didn't read that wrong. Just change "it's" to "I'm" and "it" to "me," and that'll explain why, when it comes to intersexual dynamics, TYGMRight™ primarily focuses on one thing regarding females, particularly modern females.
Our founder calls it 'Battlefield Changing/Shifting.'
Of course, you’re more than likely wondering what ‘Battlefield Changing/Shifting’ entails, even though it may seem obvious from the words ‘changing/shifting.’ However...
...it may be much deeper than you realize.
Battlefield Changing is the primary thing modern females do conversationally, and that encompasses a two-part strategy:
1. Language Shifting.
2. Subject Matter Shifting.
1.) LANGUAGE SHIFTING
In the era of linguistic gymnastics, modern females have turned the ancient art of euphemism into a full-contact sport. And they don't look at it as lying. To them, it's just a simple rebranding.
> She’s not "bossy." She’s "assertive."
> She’s not "ignoring red flags." She’s "choosing peace."
> She didn’t "ghost" him. She “protected her energy.”
What might have once sparked self-reflection now gets a polished PR spin, like a tarnished spoon getting buffed until it thinks it’s silverware royalty.
This tactic, which our founder calls ‘Language Shifting,’ is basically the linguistic version of changing the label on expired milk to “vintage cream.” It’s the same product—but hey, now it sounds artisanal.
> A walk of shame? Please. That’s a “morning-after confidence stroll.”
> High body count? No, she’s “sexually liberated and experienced.”
In other words, accountability is optional when the vocabulary can do push-ups and is a master contortionist.
But here’s the kicker:
This wordplay isn’t even about truth or non-truth. It’s about comfort. The goal isn’t clarity. It’s cushioning. Because, if the story sounds better, maybe the mirror will be kinder.
And let’s be honest: When reality bites, sometimes it helps to wrap it in a croissant of clever phrasing and call it ‘brunch,’ right?
2.) SUBJECT MATTER SHIFTING
If you’ve ever been in a conversation with a modern female, you’ve probably noticed that, when cornered by logic and staring down the barrel of accountability, they often reach for the second of their two self-defense mechanisms:
When it comes to Subject Matter Shifting, it's not about debating the point. It’s about changing it.
> Caught red-handed? Suddenly, it’s your tone that’s the issue.
> Ask why she lied? She’ll ask why you’re so “insecure.”
> Question her actions? She’ll question your entire character, your mother’s parenting, and why your socks don’t match.
Her goal? Get you to feel guilty enough that she never has to admit a thing.
Why? Because she’s not trying to get the ‘traditional win’ in this instance. She’s, instead, trying to ‘escape.’
Because, if she can make you look like the villain on her way out, she gets to walk away the misunderstood heroine of her own rom-com.
This is why modern females will turn conversations into mazes of moral booby traps, all designed to keep their flaws unspoken and your points lost in translation.
Like a magician distracting the audience with one hand while hiding the trick with the other, that’s the entire purpose of their Sisterhood Shaming Language Purse™:
- To reach inside and grab whatever they need from it to move the field of battle on to a field of battle on which they think they can win, faster than you can say “Abracadabra!”
And this is also something that S.I.M.P.s and ‘pander bears’ do as well, even the heterosexual ones.
They’ll carry around the Shaming Language Purse™ in their mind to ensure that they don’t have far to reach to grab their cape and turn into ‘The Captain’ whenever they see a harlot in distress.
(If you know, you know.)
So, ultimately, Shaming and Battlefield Changing/Shifting aren't primarily about shame. They're about evasion from responsibility.
Because taking responsibility would mean admitting fault, and admitting fault might mean having to —*gasp*— change.
And that, GOOD Man Fam, is the ultimate inconvenience. And, although admitting fault is something that wonderful traditional and modern women will do...
...we all know that the modern convenience of not having to admit fault or take accountability for virtually anything is not something modern females are willing to give up willingly anytime soon.
So, how do we fix this lingering 60-year problem? Simple. Start 'shaming the shamers.'
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